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Friday, May 18, 2007

Liz Be Vicious


I have always had a thing for chicks that look kind of trashy. That whole goth/punk thing is what I am all about. Like in high school there was a babe who used to have screwdrivers for breakfast. To me that was the epitome of hot. Piercings and freaky hair and lot of eye makeup. Throw in some fishnets and how can you possibly go wrong. I always think when I see a girl who has a touch of the dark that she is most probably wild in the sack. The trashy type like to experiment and push the envelope a bit, and if you ask me that’s how you keep things fresh in the sack. There is nothing more boring than another girly-girl teen site with a nubile babe teasing your ass with shots of her in her pink underwear. Liz Vicious is not one of those. She is another kind. This redhead goth princess sucks cock and takes it all off, and nothing is taboo in her book clearly. She can do both soft and hardcore and there is a good amount of variety in her content. If you are curious about goth/punk chicks, and don’t know where to start, or if you are already down with the scene drop in on Liz Vicious.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Madison Summers Gets You Started On Your Summer


Here in North America it has been a long shitty winter. I am talking cold, wind, snow every day for months. The trees were skeletal, and the ladies where so bundled up in clothes you could hardly tell if she was a perfect ten or weighed a ton. It has been dark as well, what with the sun setting so early. Now summer has really sprung around these parts and the ladies are out parading their sexy bodies for all to see. The first day it was warmer out these honeys pulled out their skimpy skirts and tops, so I am gearing up to get my dose of summer skin. Most all of the single people I know are thinking about hooking up because summer can be a lonely time for some. It does not have to be devoid of pleasure though and you always need something on the side. Why not pay a visit to a sexy cutie that has a tight body and an angelic face? Madison Summers has her very own site where she poses for pics that will make you want to reach out and connect with someone. This nubile cutie will tease you as she shows off that sexy form in a variety of outfits, and there are some cool bonuses on her site too. Start your summer off right and visit Madison Summers.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Red Hot Lauren Will Cause A Friction Fire


I feel that sometimes we revisit old themes here, but I will never tire of spreading the gospel about redheads. If you live in a part of the world where there are no natural redheads such as say Asia, you don’t know what you are missing. Aside from the annoying Carrot-Top, possibly the only comedian that seems to be influenced by Gallagher, people with red hair hold a strange fascination. I think of that short story the Red Headed League, were Holmes and Watson uncover a gruesome plot, or Anne Of Green Gables, every Canadian pubescent boy’s guilty fantasy. If you with to indulge in the beauty of a redhead with a tight body who shows it all to you, how about a visit to Red Hot Lauren. This nubile babe has a body that is just divine, and a smile that could melt Darth Vader’s helmet. Since redheads are so rare you know that it’s all about personality and this babe has that blend of innocence and naughtiness that will have you clawing at the curtains and howling at the moon. You can see Lauren strip down and masturbate in her vids, and she even plays with a hot friend. Join this red vixen disguised as a cute innocent and get off.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Pornstar Legends: Gone But Not Forgotten


Sometimes I am astounding by how many people decide they will make their living having sex on camera. I love porn, and I love fucking, but I am not certain I would be able to make a living at it. In any case, if not for the dedication of these people getting down to provide us with stroke material I am not sure what I would do personally. Let’s face it, a man could be dating the hottest babe, but he will still jerk off to some hot babe with big tits on a screen. As a tribute to those porn babes and actors of yesteryear, why not visit Pornstar Legends, a site featuring over 150 all time classic pornstars that will go down in history. Fret not porn collectors, although these scenes are pretty old, the movie quality is great and the price tag is reasonable. Revisit those old hairdos and full bushes today!

Friday, April 20, 2007

Alicia Rhodes And The British Invasion


There is just something about a babe with an English accent folks. I don’t care if it’s posh or the lady sounds like Michael Caine. At one point in time I grew tired of the American pussy and started looking into porn babes from the old world. What I found was a collection of incredibly nasty and horny naturally big breasted babes who were super hot. I won’t go through the long list of names now, although I just want to say that Isabel Ice is tops in my book. She is the perfect combination of nasty and fun. Her close friend Alicia Rhodes is a close second, but either way these two ladies are pretty tight and you can see them both on Alicia’s site. This blonde babe has gorgeous legs, big natural tits, and a sweet face. Her talents include deepthroating huge an numerous black cocks, and taking all manner of things in her big hot ass. I could watch this trash talking bitch fuck all day and night, and I am so happy she finally decided to get her own site. If you want to see a dirty English slut take all comers like an insatiable fuckslut, visit the queen of the English whores on her own site.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Sexy Samantha 38G Kapow!


Last night I had a pretty screwed up dream. I was going with a BBW Latina and it was great. She had huge tits, a big ass, and lots of love. You know what they say, the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin’. Well, thing is, this babe had some kind of crazy Latino gangsta man on the side and he was bigtime after me. Ultimately there was reconciliation, but I don’t remember how. This vivid strange dream reminded me of how hot women with curves are, and I mean serious curves. I am not sure what nationality Samantha is, but she is definitely one of the hottest voluptuous babes I have seen. With her big hot ass and mesmerizing tits, this babe will afflict your senses and make you want to bust a nut. Can you imagine tit-fucking this hot blonde? You folks nee to visit this awesome babe at Sexy Samantha 38G, and yes that is her size. Samantha is a whole lot of woman!

Monday, April 16, 2007

Kung Fu Whores Kick Ass


When I was an adolescent and full of life, I used to be into martial arts movies like big time. Those were the Bruce Lee days, and the days of other more obscure and out there Kung Fu flicks rented from a video store in Chinatown. Being the horny dude I was then, I always got an extra jolt in my pants from some of the hot Asian babes in these movies, and often there was a bit of T&A to be had as well. For some reason many martial arts movies, especially the crappy ones, have at least one nude scene. In any case, I have grown out of my martial arts phase slightly, but Asian chicks still kick my ass every time I see a hot one with a tight body walking down the street. I don’t mean literally kick my ass, though that would probably work for me as well. If you can relate to this rather nostalgic tale, you need to check out Kung Fu Whores my friend. Here you can see some of the horniest Asian babes get down hardcore in qualty content, and you can bet their toned bodies are ready for action!