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Friday, December 29, 2006

Pussy Foot Girls Don't Beat Around The Bush


In an interview lately hot rock and roll babe Joan Jett said and I quote “It’s all about the pussy. Pussy rules.” I find it hard to disagree with her, but as a straight man I hope that it’s not all about pussy for women all the time. Some of the time is just fine by me though. Certainly both men and women are constantly checking out women, and if you want to see some fine ladies who are all about pussy then check out Pussy Foot Girls. Of course these babes take the time to worship each other’s sexy feet as well, so if you are into lesbians and have a foot fetish you will think you died and gone to naughty heaven. There are 56 hot lesbian scenes here you can download, and each one comes with quality pics as well so you can really appreciate the beautiful ladies and their cute feet as they get each other off.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Ancilla Tilia, International Woman of Kink


Once the holidays are all over with we are pretty much left with winter, and if you live in a northern area as I do that can mean a lot less sunlight. It’s no wonder that at this time of year a lot my friends start getting into dark alternative music whereas during the summer it was all about the funk. Well, if you are in touch with your dark and kinky side and find it comes out to play over the winter you may want to inject your life with some beauty. When it comes to a perfect combination of kinky and sexy, you just can’t go wrong with Ancilla Tilia. This Dutch Playmate is stunning and she has a beautifully designed site full of high-res glamour shots of her in various kinky outfits. There is nothing too hardcore here, just Ancilla’s unbelievable body in corsets, rubber, pvc and leather in over 100 picture sets, plus a few downloadable clips and hot friends.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Big Sausage Pizza Delivers the Goods

That C**ck in a Box skit on SNL lately is all over the net, and I must say it is hilarious. A friend pointed out however that the idea is very reminiscent of a certain porn site he finds amusing. This week I also wanted to write about a site that is funny because I know that some of you suffer from the Holiday blues. So really choosing Big Sausage Pizza was a no-brainer. Let me give you a quick summary of what goes down on this fun and funny reality site. Essentially we have all heard the stereotype of pizza delivery dudes getting fucked in porn, well this site makes good on that with one important variation. When these hungry ladies open the pizza box the delivery boy’s cock is sticking through a hole in the centre, and you can guess what happens next. You will find 90 episodes of hardcore pizza fun that you can download as clips, plus 12 bonus reality sites from the same company.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Stuff Jill Kelly's Stocking This Holiday Season!


Today I was thinking about an xmasy theme to write about, and for some reason Jill Kelly popped into my head. Maybe it’s because she has given us fans of porn so much throughout her career. This blonde porn superstar has a pretty face, incredible legs and perfect tits, not to mention awesome technique when it comes to giving head. Jill is also gifted at dirty talk, as I have seen her freestyle on the theme of how wet and tight her pussy is with plenty of variations like some kind of hot MC. You can enjoy this porn queen’s body and many talents at Jill Kelly, her official website. Besides a bio, schedule, store and diary you will have access to 49 videos featuring Jill sucking, fucking and playing with other hot babes. There are also 99 picture sets where you can admire this California girl’s breathtaking body. What can I say? Merry Xmas Jill, thanks for the memories!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Hot Indian Babe Indeed!


When I was in school I decided to study Hinduism and I found it a refreshing change from my strict Christian upbringing. I realized very quickly that despite the strong ascetic tendencies of some schools there is a rich tradition of embracing all that is sensual in Hinduism. Hence colors, foods, art, dancing and even sex are not seen the same as we puritanical Westerners regard these sensual things. If you would like to have your senses tantalized Indian style then you should check out Hot Indian Babe. Let me just say that the site name is very appropriate as Jayde who has been running her own site since the late 90’s is one sexy mama with big hot titties and gorgeous dark skin. You will be dazzled by over 50 000 picture sets featuring high-res pics and this babe is not afraid of baring it all and getting nasty. Jayde also offers you videos featuring hot solo action, sexy girl-on-girl loving and even some hardcore material.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Dannis Hard Drive Is A Cornucopia of Ass

There is a disturbing phenomenon happening in the entertainment industry, and it has been going on for some time now actually. I am talking about female celebrities who are willing to get collagen injections to make their lips more pouty and full. What made me think of this? Well, firstly the end product looks ridiculous and results in some fishy and lopsided looking lips, secondly a woman doesn’t need Angelina Jolie lips to be hot. Case in point, Danni Ashe, a hot mature blonde babe who is still looking classy and hot with as far as I know, no injections or lifts. Dannis Hard Drive is were you can find over 10 000 quality images of some of the hottest babes in porn, including Ms. Ashe and her gorgeous boobies. That’s over 5000 sets in all going way back to 97’. In terms of videos you can download or stream quality vids like Naked Joke of the Week, Virtual Lap Dance and In Bed With Danni, featuring a different hot pair of babes fooling around in bed. There are plenty of extra fun features like bloopers and stories so do yourself a favor and check this one out pronto!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Aria Giovanni Makes Gay Men Fall in Love


Perhaps you have been living like a hermit for a while, and as a straight man that is really your only excuse for not knowing who Aria Giovanni is. Although her name and classic beauty indicate we have an Italian babe here, Aria is actually a mix. Take a look at her flawless face and body and you would think she was created in a lab by a team of brilliant geneticists who have harnessed the best qualities of several races. She has an awesome hourglass figure with gorgeous perfect breasts and a butt that men would gladly go to their deaths for. Her site has over 5000 professional high-quality pics that are like little works of art. Don’t expect any hardcore action here, Aria is a classy babe and incidentally she is like a work of art herself. You can enjoy her in 90 downloadable scenes and believe me your eyes will be most pleased as they gaze on her perfection.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

La Zona Modelos Keeps You Warm All Winter


With the new James Bond movie out, a lot of friends have been thinking about that long parade of sexy beautiful women known as the Bond Girls. Inevitably we ask ourselves which one of these sultry babes of the silver screen was the hottest. It seems to me that Ursula always ends up on top, but if I had to vote on my favorite Bond babe it would be Taliso Soto, and if you want to know why just find some pics of her. I have always had a soft spot for Latin women. Especially now when it's getting mighty cold out I wish I could go to Central or South America and chill in the sun with a hot Latina at my side. Unfortunately, that just isn’t happening folks, but we can still check out La Zona Modelos, a site featuring 22 beautiful Latina babes teasing you in professional pics. There are 87 photo sets and 14 downloadable videos, but much like Ms. Soto these Latinas never take it all off. Still, these scorching hot ladies will bring your temperature up, causing you to say caliente!

Monday, December 11, 2006

All Redheads Sets Your Soul On Fire


The great debate has always been blonde vs. brunette right? Well ever since I saw Julianne Moore in a movie with a title that eludes me, I have been alerted to the incredible beauty of natural redheads. Actually this is not entirely true, once in gym after a pool class a friend was feeling ill so I put my arm around her like the gentleman I am and looked down only to be shocked at the fiery red pubic mound peaking out of her bathing suit. Not the most appetizing sight perhaps, but the color of her pubes stayed imprinted on my brain. If you are into girls with red hair, or have never experienced their pink hued flesh and lovable freckles then perhaps you should visit All Redheads. You can enjoy 118 babes and 20 top redheads, all with various shades of red hair. There are about 30 babes with a few video clips as well, and though the action in the high-quality pics tends toward the softcore some of these fiery babes get down hardcore in the great-quality videos.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Mardi Gras Fantasy Hits You In That Primal Place


The spirit of carnival is what is lacking in the world right now, well among other things. Although carnival was appropriated by the Roman Catholic Church, its roots are in the pagan rites, and long story short this is a time where you can cut loose, drink and misbehave. The need to dance, drink and party is innate to all of us I would say, and the more you try to shackle the human spirit with 40 hour work weeks and all kinds of social rules the more those fires will rage inside and turn into something unpleasant. If you need to experience some serious partying, and see first hand how women generally let it all hang out at Mardi Gras, the most celebrated carnival in North America, check out Mardi Gras Fantasy. You can enjoy girls flashing, showing off their bodies in thongs and making out with other chicks in 17 photo albums with anywhere from 50 to 400+ pics in each. There are also nine vids that are over two minutes long featuring all of these crazy babes partying and doing what comes naturally which on any other day would get them branded as sluts and what have you.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Round And Brown Chocolate Delights


If I had to choose between a Kate Moss type figure and a Kate Winslet, I would definitely go for Winslet. If you have been reading these blogs closely I think you can tell I like my women with some meat on their bones, in all the right places of course. I think the phenomenon of the waif look that was brought back with Kate Moss is pretty much over with, and I say good riddance. De La Soul sure got it right with their great tune “Baby Phat” in the sense that women can be hot in all shapes and sizes, though I admit there is a sweet spot between skinny and really fat that is just right. At Round And Brown you will find hot black babes and you can bet they have some meat in all the right places, specifically in their bubble booties. Most all the models start out getting covered in some oil so those asses glisten nicely in the sunlight. The action is hardcore in photosets and downloadable vids featuring 101 ebony hotties so far, and updates come weekly.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Public Thongs Can’t Help Popping Up


Ah the thong, that most trashy and sexy piece of naughty undergarment. The thong is not just for sluts anymore though, as some of the most conservative and sweet girls I know joke about how much they love to wear them. I guess just knowing they have one on makes women feel sexy and in some cases when women are not careful that thong will pop up and say hello. I don’t mean to imply that whale tail is always accidental though, I think the chance that men will realize there is a thong happening is what makes them so attractive to women. Apparently g-strings are some of the oldest form of clothing known to man, so it’s no wonder they appeal to your most deeply ingrained urges. If you want to see real women showing some thong inadvertently in public then head over to Public Thongs, where 50 photosets await you. The pics here don’t look staged at all, and you also get some bonus sites with hardcore content for when you are tired of the tease.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Bad Tushy Brings You Hot Bruised Behinds


I wish I could examine the phenomenon of why spanking is so hot, but I guess I just don’t have the time and space necessary here. There is definitely something psychologically deep going on there whether you are on the receiving end or you just like to watch naughty girls getting their bottoms spanked. Many of the spanking sites online have scenes set in schools and classrooms, so definitely part of the submissive fun here is a return to our formative years when we did not have much power. In any case, I believe thinking about such things can be the death of a solid erection, so let me just say that if you like seeing the round succulent asses of girls getting spanked then Bad Tushy is a site you may enjoy. With 210 picture sets and 200 good quality downloadable videos featuring a scene set up followed by some raw posterior punishment, you cannot go wrong here. The site updates often and it is mostly babes spanking babes.