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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Doctor Adventures Bringing Hardcore Sexy Back


It seems that whichever channel I turn to, there is a show set in a hospital with all kinds of babes and their relationship troubles. By combining Sex And The City with ER, the producers of Grey’s Anatomy have hit the jackpot. It is easy to see why. Women thrive on drama and gossip about sex, so what better formula then to have a bunch of beautiful and sexually empowered ladies who happen to be saving lives for a living. You get all the drama of people who are terminally ill combined with the tawdry melodrama of sex and relationships. I think someone else thought of this formula before however, and it was called General Hospital. In any case, while your girlfriend is forcing you to watch these shows, you are probably secretly fantasizing about these sexy doctor babes. I will just cut to the chase here and tell you that if this estrogen fuelled drama is shriveling your balls like kryptonite, then check out Doctor Adventures. This is basically the male fantasy version of ER, where check ups end in hardcore sex. These hot hardcore babes put the tit in practitioner, and the quality is superb in the downloadable vids. I think you need a check up my friend!

Monday, February 26, 2007

Glamour Models Gone Bad Sounds Good


Like millions, if not billions of people I watched a bit of the Oscar’s last night. It was mostly a dull affair. Everyone is so concerned about what people are wearing, how their hair is looking. The whole thing is a huge masturbatory self-congratulatory pageant. In my opinion there are artists and there are people who just look so good it is hard to look away. There are celebrities and genetic celebrities, and looking at Hollywood the only difference sometimes is how much skin you are willing to show. Still, I should pause to say that among the winners last night there were a few people who really deserved to win. Like my man Forest Whitaker. In any case I want to take the time now to salute those hot celebrities who don’t get the red carpet treatment, but who have given us horny men and women so much to think about. I am speaking of course about the ladies who bare all and get paid to be beautiful, but don’t seem to get the credit that is their due. If you want to enjoy some of the hottest babes around then you can’t go wrong with Glamour Models Gone Bad, a site that is home to many a genetic celebrity.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Selena Spice is Hot Hot Hot


Like many men my age, I grew up with that badass comic hero Ghost Rider. Now a skeleton headed biker on fire riding a motorcycle on fire may not sound sexy to you, but there was a presence onscreen last night that blew me away. I am talking of course about that sensual and gorgeous babe name Eva Mendez, a Latina so ravishing I am sure men would sell their souls for her. There just aren’t enough Latinas up here in the North, so whenever I see one I am reminded of how hot Latin babes are. While I can’t offer you a site devoted to Eva’s awesome body, (you can probably find some of those on your own), I can offer a nubile Latina hottie who will have you taking cold showers. Selena Spice is her name and she is sexy and tight bodied, except for where it counts. Boasting a nice set of tits and an ass that will give you enough potency to run through a wall, this Latina vixen has quality pics and vids for you. Enjoy her incredible body and that wild look in her eye.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Young Shavers Are Silky Smooth


So this story about Britney Spears shaving her head is all over the internet, and I must say I can’t see what the big deal is. After being the nice cutie and the slutty sexpot she wants to reinvent herself I suppose. Personally, I have always thought that if a woman can look good with a shaved head she is truly beautiful. Well, Natalie Portman did not pass my little test when she shaved off her pretty locks for V for Vendetta, and sorry Britney, you don’t either. In any case, let’s face it folks, most women would not look so good with shaved heads. Shaved pussies are another story though, and from what I have seen Britney’s curtains now match the carpet, or bare floors I should say. If you like your pussy bald, I have just the site for you. Young Shavers has exclusive pictures of hot nubile babes with bald beavers. The content is solo and hardcore and you won’t see any furburgers, just sexy blondes, brunettes and Asians with smooth and wet twats.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Pixies Pillows Are Built For Comfort


This northern winter is really taking its toll on me and my city. You can’t stand outside for five minutes without feeling like you are going to get frostbite on any exposed skin on your body. It is anyone’s guess whether a babe is hot because even the perfect 10’s are all bundled up. My only thoughts are of hibernation, preferably with some body heat. Sleepy as I am from these crazy sub-zero temperatures I could really use a nice long nap on something warm. You can probably guess where this is going. Pixies Pillows is home to a nubile babe with a nice big pair of breasts, and though you won’t really get to see them in all of their round glory, there is still plenty to get hard about here. With her tight nubile body and sweet face she is a real site for sore eyes, or in my case, watery stinging eyes weary from the cold winds. The content here is solo with plenty of teasing, and the quality is excellent in both the vids and pics of this buxom cutie. With her succulent breasts and hot body, I doubt I would get much sleep on this babe’s pillows.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Pornstar Will Mend Your Broken Heart

Valentine’s Day has always kind of sucked for me, as it is definitely not the day to make the first move on a babe unless you are positive she digs you. The reason why is that women get showered with much attention that day, and your rose may not smell as sweet to her if she has enough to fill the backseat of her Toyota Echo. In any case, if you are one of those unfortunate men who have been dumped lately, or perhaps you are just single on Valentine’s Day for whatever reason, do not fear. You must remind yourself that there are literally millions, if not billions of unmarried hot women out there. If you have a special someone in mind, and you have made your intentions known only to get squat in return, move on immediately. To help you realize that it’s not good getting hung up on one woman in particular I present Pornstar, a huge database of all of the porn babes you know and love plus many whose talents are waiting to be discovered. There are hundreds of models listed under each letter of the alphabet, (well, maybe less for the letter X), and you can enjoy them in pics and downloadable clips. This is a quality site that features the pros so quit moping and open your eyes to the possibilities.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Teens From Tokyo Are Naughty


Recently I was dragged to see Babel, that long ass melodramatic movie that seems poised to win an Oscar for best picture. Needless to say, my friend and I did not enjoy it, although there were certain things I liked about it. My favorite vignette was the struggles of a hot Japanese schoolgirl who is deaf and inclined to throw herself at any man to get some approval. I totally fell in love with this babe and the combination of her gorgeous naked body and tears pushed all the right buttons. I wanted to save this girl and be her horny knight in shining armor. Well, seeing this funky Asian babe reminded me of how feminine and exotic Japanese ladies are, so without further ado I present Teens From Tokyo, a collection of seductive and sexy nubile Japanese models. The quality here is wonderful, and the action is hardcore and uncensored. If you have been craving some delicacies from Japan, visit this one today!

Monday, February 12, 2007

Euro Bride Tryouts


Weddings to me are somewhat of a depressing affair. I don’t know why, I guess there is all this love in the air, and unless I end up getting it on with a hot bridesmaid in the toilet I feel sad and lonely. Well, I have seen some fine brides as that is their night to shine after all. I have always wondered about mail order brides, as that stuff just never seemed safe or legitimate to me. Something tells me that the ladies at Euro Bride Tryouts should not be wearing white because these babes are far from innocent. This is a reality site and the premise is that dudes place ads in the paper for brides. When these European hotties show up they are promised a new start in America but the catch is they must fuck. You will see hot European babes getting it on hardcore here but something tells me their dreams of coming to America will not be fulfilled. They will have to settle for what they can get, and that’s a quick hard fuck and two cocks in some cases. You can enjoy the action in downloadable clips so sign up and enjoy these not so virginal brides to be.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Howl At The Moon


There are so many beautiful women out there, but every once in a while you see a face that just jumps out at you and everything else fades into the background. This is what happened to me the first time I saw Sydney Moon, I totally forgot where and who I was. Of course this blonde babe may be a typical beauty to some, but to me she has something different. That something is simply that the lines of her face seem familiar to me. Perhaps she looks like a girl I had a crush on as a youth. Of course once you see her huge beautiful breasts and slim figure you may forget all about her pretty blue eyes. Basically, Sydney is a babe who has it all. I believe the term is genetic celebrity. This stunning blonde also has brains and that is a lethal combination. I have witnessed her talk dirty as well so don’t let her sweet face fool you. You can enjoy this heavenly babe in plenty of high-res pic sets and downloadable movies. Sydney gets naked and plays with some hot friends but her content is softcore which is great because it will leave you wanting more.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Terri Summers Lifts Your Spirits and More


Living in a pretty big urban centre I see beautiful women daily. It is strange how at times some of the hot women turn me on sexually and that is all, I don’t even wonder what their name is. Other babes inspire a different kind of feeling, let’s call it curiosity. There are many factors I suppose which give rise to each subtle shade of attraction. I must say sometimes seeing a hot babe on a summer day just makes me feel exhausted and discouraged because I love them all and there are just too many babes out there to know and meet. If a babe is a totally cutie though her face and smile will put me in a good mood and that is the case with Terri Summers, a brunette pornstar who has possibly the sweetest smile in all of porn. Nevertheless a cute smile will only get so far so I must add that Terri also has one of the most beautiful faces in all of porn, and a tight body that she isn’t afraid to show off. If you want to see a gorgeous babe who gets naughty and still looks adorable then visit her site where you can enjoy tons of picture sets and some downloadable vids of this gorgeous princess.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Big Butt TV Gives You Two Scoops


This Tyra Banks discussing her weight thing has got everybody talking about body image and beauty again. I can understand why too. I have to say fat is a real problem in North America, and I myself could stand to lose a few pounds. We must realize that celebrities and models have all the money and often time in the world to hire a personal trainer and then hit the gym everyday for several hours. They get paid to be beautiful. I applaud Tyra but I think she probably has some ulterior motives here. Certainly people will relate to her more for being a little umm normal. That’s right, Tyra looks perfectly normal when it comes to her weight, and what’s more I think she is fucking hotter than ever. The reason why folks is that well kept secret that will just never get out because too many diet/exercise machine companies would go under. Men like women with curves. It’s as simple as that. We may not admit it openly, well some of us anyway, but if you doubt it, then check out Big Butt TV and realize what real women look like.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Pornstar Classics Takes You Way Back


It’s always amazing to see porn for years back. It is astounding how the women look so different than today, and I don’t just mean the makeup and hair. It seems like even their tits look different, and I am guessing that’s because they are always real and often really big. Somehow these babes have more natural looking bodies, although there is nothing natural about that make up and cheesy 80’s hair. I normally try to ignore the male talent in porn but in this case I have to add that some of the worst hair I have ever seen on a dude has been in 80’s porn. We are talking serious mousse and hairspray folks. Before the while gonzo era of making porn movies had some elaborate plots, but when it comes down to the nitty-gritty it is all hardcore fucking. If you want to travel through time and revisit the movies and great actors and actresses of yesteryear then check out Pornstar Classics a huge archive or retro porn with 135 classic movies and over 600 downloadable scenes featuring all of the legendary names.