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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Tender Loving Abuse


The names of some of these adult sites really crack me up. One of the ones that stands out in my mind is TenderLovingAbuse. The idea that there is anything tender or loving about the way the girls on this site are treated is ridiculous, but the abuse part is right on the money. If you are looking for hardcore taken to the next level then this is a site for you. Every scene is anal sex only, and these bitches are used like slutty pieces of meat whose sole purpose is whatever the guys want it to be.

Monday, December 26, 2005

3 Pillows

I know there are some of you out there reading this who watch threesome and orgy scenes and think to yourself, “why aren’t they all playing with each other? Why are the guys not touching each other as well as the girls?” If that is a thought or a fantasy that has passed through your head (either one of them), then check out ThreePillows. girls and guys, kissing, sucking, licking and fucking each other regardless of gender is what this site is all about. Hot people doing hot things!

Friday, December 23, 2005

British Bukkake Babes

Now I like bukkake as much as the next guy, but scenes where all it is is some chick on her knees with one guy after another jerking off in her face isn’t totally my thing. I like at least some action before the bukkake. I also love chicks with British accents, so naturally BritishBukkakeBabes is something I would enjoy. Some of the girls are better looking then others, but the whole site has this great playful, fun, amateur hardcore feel to it which makes it fun to watch from the beginning all the way to the bukakke creaming facials.

oh and merry xmas btw :)

Monday, December 19, 2005

Bush Engages in New Witch Hunt

Once again, our illustrious President as apparently declared war on another constitutionally protected privilege, this time being free speech. I was reading an article that outlined the administration’s new vendetta against pornography. It has been decently reported on the past attempts under Bush to demonize anything remotely sexually erotic as debased and immoral, but now his cronies are tightening the noose and focusing specifically on erotica that depicts bondage and SM situations. There have been numerous suits against distributors of SM photography and videos that in my opinion are nothing more than blatant pandering to the uber-theocracy that is Bush’s political base. What further makes this whole new moral crusade more interesting is that while Bush is prosecuting fantasy depictions of bondage, he is wholeheartedly supporting actual torture and humiliation of innocent civilians in the crusade in Iraq and beyond. It seems just a bit hypocritical to justify one with no legal underpinnings and to demonize the other which is protected by a bedrock principle of our Constitution.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Legal Woes for Online Love

I’ll be the first to admit that I am unduly wary of all the online dating sites that have been growing in popularity over the recent years. It seems that there is a site catering to every type of person out there and strangely enough, there are hundreds of ads featuring eligible people that apparently don’t want to venture outside to enjoy the age old dance of meeting people in bars or bookstores or other locations. Well, apparently some of the members of these sites have grown tired of spending their hard earned money on membership fees and then not having any results. Some of the larger sites are being sued because some of their members claim that the sites have padded their personal ads with fake profiles and what the lawsuit calls “professional flirters”, or site employees that are charged with luring potential members into the fold. Now if all this turns out to be true, then it is quite disturbing and should be prosecuted, but it certainly serves to only heighten my hesitancy to attempt finding true love online without ever having met the person before. I mean, just because someone types a glowing profile of their personality for an online ad certainly does not mean it is true... it’s just a more difficult version of weeding out the liars from bars and blind dates.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Mega-Amazon

I’m all for easy shopping. I was flabbergasted recently though to see the sheer diversity of purchases that Amazon.com offers. It ranges from books to music to furniture to yes, even adult entertainment. It got me wondering if that was such a good idea after all. I mean, yes it does make it easier when you can click to one particular website and find all the things you are looking for, but it also eliminates the fun part of hunting for just the right item through a range of stores. Plus, such mega-vendors tend to shirk on quality and offer more cheap items in bulk and on sale that higher quality tailored items. I think that it would be a disservice to only shop online at these huge vendors, especially for specialized fun toys like adult videos, books, or instruments. For those I think it would be in our best interest to keep giving business to those places who have always sold a great variety of items. While those tend to be on the more pricy side, I think the quality and diversity far justifies the hike in dollar spent over the more assembly-line type of mass produced item.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Stud Farm in Nevada

So I don’t know if you all have heard about the newest business adventure of former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss. Apparently the lady who used to possess the girls who catered to Hollywood’s A-list celebrities has entered into a contract with a Nevada brothel to open a “stud farm” that will provide male companionship in what is being billed as the world’s first that caters to a complete female clientele. This whole concept got me thinking how successful such an endeavor could possibly achieve. I think the question is just how much trade the male hookers could really handle. Natural biology dictates that women can keep going and going as long as clients keep cumming in, but male biology dictates a finite number of encounters in a given day. Undoubtedly, the Madam is counting on industrial sized quantities of Viagra to keep her studs hard and ready for all their panting women. Guys take note as well because she is currently accepting applications to fill the stables of her stud farm.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Orgy a Good Idea?

Of late, one of the pervading fantasies that I’ve had is having an all out orgy with a bevy of sexy people that I know are in to that sort of thing from various discussions we’ve had over drinks at some late night bars. Now, I consider myself a pretty sexually adventurous person but the idea of engaging in an all-out orgy is a bit disconcerting to me. First of all, I wonder if I will be able to handle such an overload of sexual stimulation. I mean, I’m sure it will be kind of like an all you can eat buffet where a novice gorges himself on all the delights that are within his reach.

Another concern stems from my possessive and selfish nature that tends to rear its head in certain situations. Suppose I find a particular honey during the proposed orgy that I take a liking to and enjoy fucking for hours on end. I’m not sure of my reaction if I have to give that piece of ass up to another stud as per the rules of the orgy. I’d probably want to keep that ass for myself and enjoy it all night. After such reflection, I probably should admit to myself that I’m more of a traditionalist than I’d like to admit and should probably leave the heavy explorations to the realm of fantasy where they can cause huge orgasms without the emotional bullshit that all of us carry around on a daily basis.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Put a Spring in your step

It's great to see a girl really go after what she wants. Spring Thomas is this sexy little white girl that I came across a while back and have been following her adventures ever since. Spring loves black cock and her site is dedicated to her black dick adventures. When I first saw her she was a barley legal babe still wearing braces and now she is a just older then barley legal babe without the braces. But throughout it all she has been filming herself sucking and fucking big black cock. The amount of content on the site is incredible and the quality of the videos is also excellent. I was always told to do what you love, and it is obvious that Spring Thomas is doing just that.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Sweet Apples


I am always up for something new and in the online porn world finding that isn't always easy. However, I did recently come across a site called SweetApples which stood out as something a little original. This is a webcam site without the live girls and the pay-per-minute prices. Instead, the site provides a huge collection of non-live webcam pics and videos to enjoy. I was a little confused at first to the point of it all, but I can honestly say that the quality of the content is actually quite good and the true amateur nature of most of the girls is really nice. The amount of content is overwhelming, the premise is different and once you start exploring you will be there for hours.