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Friday, March 30, 2007

ATK Exotics Is Your Porn Getaway


Attraction is mostly about that which is different. Case in point, every time I am attracted to a hot babe and we have all kinds of things in common, she is invariably kind of bored with me. On the other hand, I could meet someone I have nothing in common with, and yet there will be this attraction between us. It must be the mystery. Now if you are living in Asia, a white person will seem pretty exotic to you I imagine, but here in North America, the term exotic is seldom attributed to whiteys. Exotic can also be a strange mix of things, or just a face with lots of character like a young Sophia Loren. In any case, the allure of the exotic is undeniable, for it is human nature to be drawn to things that are beautiful in an unusual way. It seems to me that in the world of amateur porn, ATK has become synonymous with quality. This is why if you have a hankering for some exotic babes, you should get yourself to ATK Exotics as soon as possible and start enjoying the beauty of these charming ladies.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Girls For Matures Offers Lesbians With A Twist


Every once in a while, I just don’t feel like watching porn with dudes in it. Let me rephrase that. I mean of course, that I am not in the mood for gal/guy action. As it is, I never quite grasped the appeal of MMF threesomes. Why add more dicks to the equation? I have a “too many dicks onscreen” rule. I am not sure if I am making myself clear here. When there is only hot babe in the scene, and she is surrounded by a bunch of hard cocks, that just isn’t my thing. The simplest way to make sure this doesn’t happen is to check out some lesbian action. There is nothing quite like watching two babes sucking and licking each other, with plenty of tongue kissing and sighing and moaning. I could watch this for hours, and you can learn a lot by watching two women because they probably know exactly what’s going on down there. I am a huge fan of mature ladies as well, so why not combine the two? At Girls For Matures, older women get naughty with nubile babes, in what has to be the greatest combination since peanut butter and strawberry jam. This is a quality site, so do not hesitate to check it out and get your jollies.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Ghetto Hoochies and The Easy Pick Up


Reality sites are the bomb, the next logical step in the internet porn revolution. As I write this the heyday of reality sites is already passed perhaps, but they never fail to put a smile on my face. My guess is that if you would cruise the town with some friends looking for a slut or two to fuck you would probably get shut down dozens of times. Invariably though you would find a fine honey that is good to go, perhaps sooner than later depending on the brand of car you are cruising in. In any case, these reality sites keep hope alive for us mere mortal men who don’t tend to cruise the town asking the hottest babes if they want to get down. You know it’s probably a good idea to chat up ladies in a respectful manner and ask for their digits though, don’t get me wrong now, I am not opposing the pick-up, or the slick players who are out to have a good time no strings attached. In any case, I personally would be pretty nervous to chat up some fine ebony babes seeing as how their boyfriends may be close by waiting to stop my ass. That’s where Ghetto Hoochies comes in. Why not check out some of the hottest and most sexually liberated black babes giving it away like it’s going out of style.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Flower Panties Girls Like Flowers


It’s no mystery why some men and women are obsessed with lovely cotton panties. It’s not so much the panties as what’s beneath them, but in your brilliant mind that association is so strong a pair of white cotton unmentionables don’t need mentioning. That’s right the association is so strong that white panties may as well be the thing they cling to and hide. I think of the practice in certain countries of purchasing the used panties of nubile hotties. An enterprising girl could make a mint auctioning off her dirty undies. In any case, I prefer panties nice and cute, and freshly taken off a hot babe who is all smiles when my heart is all frowns. This may be harder to find since thongs are all the rage, and like the tragic shores of New Zealand the city streets are littered with whale tail. If you have a hankering for some cute panties, not the granny panties Renee Zellwegger sports in Bridget Jones, check out Flower Panties, where the babes are sexy and fresh-faced and so are the adorable underthings they tease you with.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Cinnamyn And Spice


Why is it that we earthlings want what we can’t have? Rather, why is it that when something is withheld you only want it more. This happens to me everyday, and may explain everything from the allure of the badboy to why people consistently do not feel thankful for what they have. It is not human nature to be content with what you’ve got. We human beings always want more. It is probably a deeply rooted biological need to ensure survival. It is also logical that what is out of reach increases in value. In any case, it is useless pondering the philosophical whys and hows, suffice it to say that even though non-nude content may seem counter-intuitive, when a babe does not bare all you only want her more. That’s where sites likes Cinnamyn come in. You will find over 400 quality galleries here featuring some truly hot babes who know how to tease. They will tantalize your senses and your imagination will undress them and fill in the blanks.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Busty Classics Brings You The Tits of Yesteryear


When you look at women through various decades of the 20th century, you see how each decade has its trends which in turn affect how the ladies look. We are talking hair, jewelry, make-up, shoes and even tits. That’s right; it seems to me if you look at tits through the ages there have been some changes. At the moment I would say natural tits that are slightly big but not too much seem to be prized, either that or the more flat chests of skinny model types. This was not always the case however, for example the 90’s were the decade of the implant. I also notice that the 80’s and 90’s were the time where women sported those terrible, sharp, closed-toe pumps. As a foot lover, I simply cannot stand those shoes! I urge you to notice that many of the more mature ladies who are still in porn are still wearing those hideous shoes that ruin their whole appeal. In any case, as a breast lover, (I will assume you are as well), I was very intrigued by the tits at Busty Classics. This site features big-tit babes who have made a name for themselves, often because of their huge silicone breasts. Come and enjoy classic busty beauties like Dakota Kelly in quality pic sets, and relive the days where implants were the rage.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Drunk Girls Are Safe As Well As Hot


It seems like more and more celebrity babes are getting shitfaced and then going for a drive. Invariably they get busted, and go to rehab. I just cannot understand why these immature babes don’t get with the program. When you are all drunk, you are not supposed to hop in your car; you are supposed to get naked, especially if you are a hot party babe. Lindsey and Paris could learn a thing or two from watching some of these gals-gone-wild videos. Strange that these starlets are so into showing their skin, but when they are getting all liquored up they go for a drive instead of taking a lucky dude for a ride. Don’t they have chauffeurs and shit anyway? If you want to see some hammered babes partying and indulging in the kind of recklessness where at least no one gets hurt, pay a visit to Drunk Girls. You will see some nubile party babes getting in touch with their inner slut through the wonders of alcohol.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

First Time Auditions


My friends are real gossip queens, and they brought this whole American Idol controversy to my attention. I was neither impressed nor scandalized by this wannabe singer/playboy centerfold, especially because she seems more cut out for Hustler. That’s right, I went there. I am sick and tired of women who think they can act or sing, when in reality they simply want to be adored for something other than their looks. Their looks is all they have though. Bjork, now there is a lady who can sing ok? These aspiring singers make me sick, since most every one is just using their good looks to become famous. If good looks are all you’ve got, you basically have two options. You can become a model. I know what you will say, not everyone has the skinny body for it. I don’t care, model for Sears or another clothing company. The second option is to go into the adult industry, as a stripper or porn star. These are the most honest options open to you. The ladies at First Time Auditions are total whores, but at least they know it and aren’t pretending they can carry a tune. They have other talents that you will enjoy much more than listening to some tone deaf party girl engaging in some karaoke, and I am not talking about Paula either. A new babe is added every week and you can download videos of babes showing you what they can do.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Sweet Suzie When She Was A Nymph


I am not exactly sure what prompts a hot babe to get into porn. It is probably a slow rise to the top of the business. I can see it now. Some hot babe being a waitress or barmaid in a posh club or restaurant. Someone in there saying hey, have you ever done any modeling? Next thing you know, she has a hard cock in every available orifice. Some of the hotter babes start out modeling or posing for the bigger mags like Playboy or Penthouse, and then do some soft lesbian stuff, and so on. In any case, one of the hottest babes I have seen around in a long while is sexy Suzie Carina. If I would have to venture a guess, I would say this babe is European, and it don’t take Stevie Wonder to see that she is gorgeous. You can enjoy this ravishing beauty at Sweet Suzie, but it seems to me she has moved on to bigger and nastier productions. Here you can enjoy her back when she was relatively sweet and innocent, a fresh-faced tight-bodied tease ready to conquer the world!

Friday, March 09, 2007

40 Something Mag Gets Around


I am so tired of these immature ladies. They say women mature faster than men, but these days teen babes are too busy acting up and going wild to realize life is short and you have to figure out what you want and then get it. There is something incredibly hot about older women who are horny and still have their good looks. Perhaps it’s because when you are a teen yourself all the women who seem hot to you are older anyway. The point is that I don’t know about you, but I am going to find myself a hot cougar this weekend and treat her right. If my efforts should prove fruitless, there is always 40 Something Mag. I know this site will never let me down. This magazine has been devoted to bringing you the hottest and sexiest mature amateurs around for a long time, and now it has gone online. Lose yourself in the sexy bodies of these ladies who are in full-bloom. Women hit their sexual peak later, and that’s when they are ripe for the harvest. Visit these older women and remember that it is good manners to rise when greeting ladies.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Enter Into Desiraes World


Men are visual creatures by nature. When we see a hot babe, a split second later we want to get to know her, if you know what I mean. Well recently I have been browsing around some dating sites, and I am simply shocked and appalled at how many ladies do not bother to post a pic of themselves. What are these women thinking? Do they think they will lure men in with their sparkling personalities? Your character will get you far, this is true, but most women do not realize just how desperate we men are. Unless you are seriously hideous, (and let’s face it, how often do you see a woman who is completely and utterly hideous?) you will have some attraction for some man out there. Post a picture. Get all fixed up and get a pro to take a picture. I think anything is better than no picture at all. In any case, let us turn our attention to a babe who may be considered a BBW to some, but she is simply perfect to me. Desiraes World is her site, and this big tit gorgeous cutie will make you as hard as she is soft and luscious. Killer curves my friends!

Monday, March 05, 2007

Domai Makes Hungry Where most It Satisfies


I just don’t know what it is about human nature, but the more something is out of reach the more we want it. I can’t count the number of times women have been uninterested when I have made aggressive advances. Then when I pulled away they came to me, or else they showed interest when I turned my attentions elsewhere. The same is true when it comes to admiring naked women it seems. Back when I used to hit the strip joints with my friends, after a few hours I would find myself thinking: “Damn, that waitress is hot.” When something is too readily available, somehow it loses its value. When something you want is held slightly out of your grasp, like a carrot on a stick in front of a mule, you will follow instinctually. It’s really all about the tease if you want to be consistently turned on so why not visit a site like Domai. Here you can enjoy softcore content, but the babes are so hot you hardly need to see their knees on either side of your screen. You will want to see more, but you won’t and that’s the charm of this sort of site. With 350 models and counting and an affordable price tag, you have no excuse not to visit these classy cuties.

Friday, March 02, 2007

My Asian Massage Soothes Your Pain


I find myself wishing I could get some sort of massage from a hot babe, preferably from a hot naked babe who will give me a happy ending. I suppose it is because my body is in all kinds of pain from these attempts at getting in shape. If you ever find a babe schooled in the fine art of massage I say hang on to her, and it may help your cause with the ladies to learn some massage techniques yourself. For starters I know for a fact that many women love having their heads massaged after a long day, especially when you throw in a little delicate hair pulling. I don’t mean yanking here, and you only pull the hair at the back of their heads gently. In any case, massages are pretty hot, and often a prelude to better things. Asian people know a thing or three about massage therapy, and there is no denying the feminine charms of sexy sweet Asian babes. If you want to check out a reality site featuring some cute Asian babes massaging dudes and then sucking and fucking, My Asian Massage is the perfect site for you. This reality site has lots of quality downloadable content that will take away your aches and pains and make you feel better.